True shit.......

I was saying happy bday to one of my guys, when I saw this quote on his page. I want all my ladies to read and cherish this. 4real. Lol. N/p

Things I Would Love Ladies to Understand
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers .

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to me with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what I do. Sympathy is what
your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything I said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect me to act like a soap opera guy.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask me

1. If something I said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then I meant the other one .

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Also, whenever possible, please do not talk to me when I am talking on the telephone. I can hear only one person at a time.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. Ihave no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. Its what I do

1. If I ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," I will act like nothing's wrong
I know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides I know you will bring it up again later.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask me what I’m thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. If you want to have sex, don’t flirt all day and not expect I need head first.